I was bemused to see this sign for a Car and Dog Wash. Does the dog sit on the bonnet ? Or does the dog have to be obedient and walk in until the sign ‘STOP’ lights up – and then stand still whilst the soapy rollers go over him and then get blow dried at the end?

I did some research… this isn’t any dog wash… this is the K9000 dog wash! It’s a separate machine – the height of technology and there are myriads of different shampoos, conditioners etc. your dog could come out smelling of roses? lemon fragrance ?

Could be the next big business to hit the UK?